there should be an oscar category called “movie my dad completed without falling asleep on the couch” and it’s more prestigious and contentious than best picture

Heatwave am I right (literally 19 °C here)

Miserable man already hated summers before the collider, now he can’t even enjoy ice-cream in those demanding times. At least he’s got nice shirts

In love with this

Amy Weiskopf “Peaches“ 2019 Oil on linen 30.5 × 30.5 cm.

the proof just hits different whrn its in the pudding

i have witnessed unspeakable horrors . the horrors weren't undescribable or anything, i just had to sign an NDA

this is exactly what you hear on a mediocre date in DC

There's a user called Erika Horn (@erikahorn.art) on tiktok who made a "duet me" challenge so technically impressive that all of the duets are exactly like this LMAO

genius lyrics is like one of my favorite websites because i think the annotators on there are among the most boldly stupid people in the world and i also love how they write annotations like they're explaining it to someone who was born yesterday

song: 逛人间 - 王莎莎

English added by me :)

i live in the most haunted house in the northern hemisphere because i keep buying cursed dolls and cracking them open like pistachios to release the ghosts inside em. see i've got this business idea and it's to unethically harvest their ectoplasm and sell it in little jars like honey. unfortunately i've hit a snag, namely that ectoplasm tastes like shit and also if you ingest it you permanently lose the capacity to feel joy. so now i've got a bunch of unsatisfied customers who are literally impossible to please banging on my door at all hours. it doesn't really matter though because the ghosts are already constantly slamming all my doors and cabinets so it's just a wall of sound in here at all times anyway. i'm pretty sure i've got tinnitus now but on the upside i've got this new business idea where i repair old dolls with kintsugi and sell them at a ridiculous markup to etsy women in cuffed corduroy pants.

Like the guy said. Sometimes the things you need to do to heal might feel silly, but don’t let that stop you.

Heal yourself.

This is so beautiful and affirming.